By Phillip Oliveira

In case you haven’t heard, Toyota just unveiled the new Prius.

Exciting right? Toyota boss Bill Ray thinks so! In a recent interview, he called the new car “beautiful”, which was enough to make the reporter interviewing him burst out laughing. Better yet, he called the Prius “a car without compromises”.
Somebody please tell Bill Fay to look up the dictionary definition of compromise, because I promise that when he does, he’ll find a picture of a Prius. The Prius is a rolling compromise. It’s a compromise on style, price, speed and fun. Prius drivers compromise not-having-a-car-that-sucks, for the sake of other people thinking they care about the environment. Me and this gentleman need to sit down and have a very serious talk.